So true

Readers may find this post silly and crackpotish. If this post doesn't make sense, I think I have achieved the purpose.

Mercurials are the fastest thinkers on the planet. Their mental acuity makes them extremely perceptive and very observant. They tend to be hyperactive, nervous, and irritable and have rapid mood shifts. The high metabolic rates of the mercurials make them prone to insomnia and sleep disturbances, and this makes them wake very easily. They suffer from real or imagined aches and strange maladies that have no symptoms. In the inner world of the mercurial she has a complicated labyrinth of doubt and insecurity. She has a constant feeling that you are always looking for an advantage you can take over her. The mercurial moves from person to person and has brief periods of intense friendships but has trouble believing that people really like her. Every scowl or raised eyebrow is taken personally and makes her wonder if her friend is really a friend.

Saturns on the other hand are very paternal and responsible in nature. Their chief feature is dominance. Saturns feel qualified not only to determine the best course of action for themselves but also for those around them. This makes them behave like a psychological weight. They are better off keeping this feature of dominance from becoming oppressive. Generally saturns have difficulties with martial, mercurial or solar types when their dominance evokes power. Saturns are prone to thoroughness of thought process and have a tendency to sit back, analyze and deliberate about thoughts and actions. Whether important or unimportant they invest the same solemn deliberation for every undertaking. The nailing was this one, “Saturns like to study psychology and become therapists or psychoanalysts”.

LOL. I think I’m doomed. One day all my human type analysis efforts are gonna make me mad!!!